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Song Parodies -> "Tennessee High Haired Chicks"

Original Song Title:

"Tennessee Flat Top Box"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Tennessee High Haired Chicks"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In those classic country times, in that old "Sixties" Nashville town
Many females were a star, entertaining folks from all around
Their records played...from Maine to Austin
They'd travel the roads by bus to halls, or parks back in the sticks
And all their fans....would come and listen
As their favorite songs were sung and played
By Tennessee High Haired Chicks

And they would sing: ("Stand By Your Man....")

There was lovely Tammy Wynette, and her teardrop catchy vocal whine
Bright Jukeboxes in bars kept spinnin' her tunes all the time
And Brenda Lee,.... and sweet Loretta
Were cuttin' records, toppin' charts, with twangy country licks
Signin' autographs,....and sellin' pictures
At the opry, where they sang and played
Those Tennessee High Haired Chicks

And they would sing: ("I'm proud to be a coalminer's daughter...")

Then all at once the style was gone, and country music moved uptown
It vanished like the breeze, but, I guess that's how the world goes 'round
Good times fly by....before we know it
There's no one left but Dolly, now..and worn out guitar picks
But I still miss....the serenadin'
And the great old country hits they made
Those Tennessee High Haired Chicks

And they would sing: ("Satin Sheets, to lie on...Satin pillows, to cry on...")

(Like Dottie West, Patsy Cline, Crystal Gayle, Tanya Tucker, Sammi Smith,
Lynn Anderson, Kitty Wells, Jeanne Pruitt, Donna Fargo, Barbara Fairchild, and many more......)





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Royce Miller - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW-I glanced at the website today, and saw your parody. I liked the original when it was sung by Roseanne Cash, especially. You did a good job.
AFW - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce...
alvin rhodes - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
funny and nostalgic
John Barry - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Big fives for big hair.
AFW - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and john
Larry Hensley - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah thot it wuz funnah, Fahvs
Tommy Turtle - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but nice historical tribute. Five beeHives.
AFW - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank y'all, Larry, and Tommy
Michael Pacholek - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
As Brenda Lee herself would say... Well lemme whisper in yer ear... Mmmm, sweet fivings.
AFW - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael

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