Poor Dick, he's still up....but, I really like your parody here, very clever and funny lines ...five shots

For piling on, I give you a 15-yard penalty. Three 5's that is.

Loved the Miers line.

Nag, you don't horse around. Five buckets of oats.

Got a real bang out of this

OUT OF ALL THE SONGS USED TO SPOOF DICK'S DESPAIR, YA'LL COULD'NT SPARE THIS ONE!?!??!!

No! Hell, the thing wrote itself in no time flat --- quicker even than it took June and Johnny to leave their spouses for the sacred ring of adulterous fire. As for Dick's despair, it's well-earned, wouldn't you say? If the guy had simply met with the law when asked, and checked out clean and sober, then we all would have moved on dot org. But frankly, Cheney played it like a drunken hunter would. He wussed out, and he's invited the ridicule and scrutiny. Cheney also drove us into a stupid (and by stupid I mean unnecessary) war that 's caused millions times more despair than he could ever know in his cushy, rich, insider's life, were he in fact capable of normal human emotions. Don't cry for him, Joel Martinez... the truth is, he's just not worth it. He's EE-Vill.

Thoroughly enjoyed This! Dick's despair as if he's the victim?????? It is amazing how differently we all view things! Why didn't Dick's apologists use the word remorse? Could it be he is remorseless?

Really funny one, 555's

BEAUTIFULLY biting satire, and a great example of what you can do by playing with point of view.

Thanks for the cool comments! I just finished the .mp3 file..... final lyrics are at my 'the_nag' link above. My email's listed there for anyone who would like to hear the .mp3. I'm trying to get set up to store/post/link such files myself,; I'm not there yet... one step at a time, right? I just replaced my Pentium II 350mhz yesterday --as in March 5th, Two Thousand and frigging SIX -- so I'm a little 'special'.