as i checked out all the treats of nabisco
as i checked up on nabisco one day
i spied an old favorite and grabbed some fig newtons
grabbed some fig newtons from off the display

i can see they have cheese nips...i loved as a young boy
arranged on a tray and how lovely they lie
though a ritz don't excite me...i find them quite boring
i love all the rest and i know i must buy

i will munch on a snackwell...i think that they're smashing
munch on that sucker... till eaten away
then i buy zwiebacks..and animal crackers
i've tried all the rest...these are best, i must say

get six nilla wafers...inside i'll be stuffin'
six mallomars in my shopping cart, fall
chips ahoy cookies are better than muffins
premium crackers supply me with salt

they cook the grain slowly and bake the dough lowly
ready for lunch when your hunger grows strong
store some in your galley because they're so yummy
its a good brand, now..you cannot go wrong

if you want a triscuit instead of a biscuit
you understand why i'm singin' this song
but don't take my word if these products are missin'
go see your grocer...he won't steer you wrong

there's snaps full of ginger and maids full of honey
cheese that is easy and wheat that is thin
these crackers and cookies will never taste yucky
if entered in contests, blue ribbons, they'd win

i can't eat them slowly...i get roly-poly
off now i march, to buy goods by the ton
these cookies and crackers
are truly lipsmackers
when you eat nabisco, it makes snackin' fun