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Song Parodies -> "Your Sexed Teen"

Original Song Title:

"You're Sixteen"

Original Performer:

Johnny Burnette

Parody Song Title:

"Your Sexed Teen"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Brags about his wet dream
Hates the ball team
Face hair, wasted on wine
Your Sexed Teen
Irresponsible all the time

He's got condoms, a roach
Piercings, and broach
Report card's lookin' lean
Your Sexed Teen
There's porn on his PC screen

Seems like only yesterday
That he turned twelve and was still okay
Now, won't obey his mom and pop
Please Counselor, just make him stop!

Dirty words on a shirt,
He borrows the car
Bail him from jail, pay his fine
Your Sexed Teen
He's just like you were, one time..

Your Sexed Teen,
He's just like you were, one time..





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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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John Barry - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely done.
alvin rhodes - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept...5s
Kristof Robertson - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I was never like this...my folks wouldn't let me borrow the car. ;-) 555
Red Ant - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing seemed a little off to me but I can't place it. Votes 15, this parody, a good time.
AFW - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, for votes and comments
Billy Boyd - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this was very funny and very true. All 5's.
stuart mcarthur - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
yup, my eldest just turned thirteen AFW, and there's definitely going back (sigh) - 555
AFW - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to all, for votes and comments
MrMacphisto - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... clever

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