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Song Parodies -> "Kooky Presidential Views"

Original Song Title:

"Good King Wenceslas"

Original Performer:

John Mason Neale

Parody Song Title:

"Kooky Presidential Views"

Parody Written by:

Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec

The Lyrics

Kooky presidential views 'bout the southern border
(As shown on Fox Cable News)… “Source of all disorder:
Rapists, addicts, dealers (drugs); none are denied entry --
Can’t squelch caravans of thugs with a single se-entry.”

“Hither lackies, stand up tall, we must stop this evil.
Fund a Gulf-to-Ocean wall, barrier medieval.
Let’s proceed my base to please; they need our assurings --
With an immigration freeze, let in no Hondu-urans.”

“It’s a liberal flashpoint: child, orphaned in detention.
(When my kids have been reviled, gleans no fake news mention.)
Wetbacks we need in plain sight, murderous and cruel.
Even CNN will write, ‘Trump’s Concern Gains Fue-ell’.”

“Scour the penitentiaries, find Hispanic hitmen,
Who’ll admit they snuck across (for them, that’s easy sh**, men).
Let’s get footage of their crimes and their apprehension.
These rude methods fit the times; hence my condesce-ension.”

“Sire, the week is ending now; jet is prepped for Flor’da.
Golf at Mar-a-lago, thou fret not ‘bout the border.
Next week we’ll identify ‘Pedro’ and ‘Ra-úl’.
They’ll Fox viewers petrify -- home-invaders cru-uell.”

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