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Song Parodies -> "One Pacin, One's Botched, One's Fear"

Original Song Title:

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lee Hooker

Parody Song Title:

"One Pacin, One's Botched, One's Fear"

Parody Written by:

mad hatter

The Lyrics

One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear
One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear
Splay twist stir a render to clear
I need another drink and I need it now

Somebody has gone, I'm now on such fright
I ain't been so crazy in fright in the past
One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear misc

(Spoken)
And so I sit here, gettin' high, mellow
Knocked out, feel real good and at the time
I looked on the wall on the old clock and all
At that time, it was ten thirty mommy

I looked really heard, was my grandmother
She said, " Why aren't you in bed Annie?

One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear

Well, Somebody has gone, I'm now on such fright
I ain't been so crazy in fright in the past
I'm gonna get drunk to match out of my mind
One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear

(Spoken)
So I sat there, gettin' high, stoned
Knocked out, feel real good and at the time
I looked on the wall on the old clock and all
And at that time it said one something 0 two

I need more alcohol, I said
"Hey refrigerator, what do you got?"

One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear
One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear
One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear

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mad hatter - April 14, 2022 - Report this comment
yeah look what youu've done to me you 1er's. Need to get me ssome more teaa to calm me down
mad hatter - April 14, 2022 - Report this comment
not again, KETTLE
annie gardner - April 15, 2022 - Report this comment
why is the name annie in this song?
mad hatter - April 16, 2022 - Report this comment
I have no idea

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