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Song Parodies -> "Oblivion (World War) Part III"

Original Song Title:

"Edymion (Book IV)"

Original Performer:

John Keats

Parody Song Title:

"Oblivion (World War) Part III"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is part 3 of a 12 part series on WW2 from the German POV. For previous parts 1-2 and so forth, check my author page for links.
Italian ally losing fights. Watch them wilt,
Hitler sends troops out of guilt - Fascist guilt -
DAK to N Africa, and right away
The light - the dust - the heat - Brits at bay
And in the Balkans, sent troops real fast:
Victory (11 days)! Yugoslavia fell at last
Germans elated with the fall of Greece:
But airborne disaster with island of Crete
No more delight - although it did fall
German paras now used in ground ops role,
But off Greenland Bismarck sunk the Hood!- Sparing three,
Three days and Brits sank her* for _their_ victory,
Round the corner death lay - - -
Such sorrow,
Dark tomorrow
“Operation Barbarossa” greatest land invasion in history-
We made such advances
But what were our chances?
Or was it all for Nazi Germany?

Such sorrow,
Dark tomorrow
We took Minsk, Ukraine, and Kiev by surprise! -
The power of German might!
Army Groups wide divide,
Did anyone consider if this was wise?

Such sorrow,
Dark tomorrow
The temperature drops, trudged through the mud! -
We then slowed to a snail
Everyone looking pale,
Cold taking toll, but we could not just fail!

Such sorrow,
Dark tomorrow
And target Moscow lay just 10 miles away!!! -
Then we were stopped as dead
Reds countered, we bled
From E Europe we had made it all this way -
The mission had turned sour
Despite our firepower,
Reds countered in force, much to our dismay

Such sorrow,
Dark tomorrow
And though we have established our line;
Not cheery, sincerely,
We are worn weary;
Mother Russia is dreary, not so kind:
We would just leave her
But under orders,
But Ja! Maybe we beat her next time
* Bismarck was scuttled.

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Callmelennie - January 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Just so we can follow, Robert, what's the verse from "Edymion, Book IV" that you're starting with? And as an aside, "Edymion" must be one of the greatest epic poems ever written; it surely ranks up there with anything Shakespeare ever penned
Rob Arndt - January 18, 2012 - Report this comment
I am starting from the beginning of Book IV and re-writing it as I go along... the entire epic which runs 23 pages on my WPS!!! Each parody covers about 2 pages give or take.

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