-> "Martian Beings"
Original Song Title:
"We Three Kings"
Original Performer:
John Henry Hopkins Jr
Parody Song Title:
"Martian Beings"
The Lyrics
Martian beings of Saturn we are
The bright light you see in the stars
Always probing, those we've stolen
Tearing humans apart
Soon we'll plunder just for spite
You will all fear us tonight
Spaceships speeding, humans fleeing
Give us all your goods or die
Those who warn you call them insane
One day you'll understand their pain
We were clever, brains we've severed
They will all sound deranged
Guys aren't stronger, than our might
One probe up their butt, they'll cry
You'll be bleeding, start our feeding
Give us what we want tonight
We are not evil, we are just shy
We believe that humans aren't bright
What we're taking, we're replacing
With our knowledge so high
You may shudder, Fill with fright
but be glad that we don't bite
What we're seeking, Salt we're needing
Give us what we need tonight
Salt that's fine, caise That is our fuel
Give it to us, we won't bring doom
Ocean flowing, salt it's holding
That is what we presume
That's not thunder, its our might
Can't you see our rounded lights
Fusion feeding, Our proceedings
We don't have an evil plight
Thank you, this fine salt will suffice
Now we'll give you martian rice
It'll fill ya, for the winter
Saturn to Earth, how nice
So look yonder Saturn's lights
Planet with gasses so bright
Rings are singing, Distant blinging
Guides us to design our flight
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