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Song Parodies -> "Pork Fried Rice"

Original Song Title:

"Silent Night"

Original Performer:

John Freeman Young

Parody Song Title:

"Pork Fried Rice"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics



Below Average Dave has every intention of keeping his parodies free, however financially it is difficult to do so without some assistance. I have a brand new radio show which will air live on 365 coming January of 2011, this album is to commemorate that show and to raise money for costs which are going to be hard for me to pay without fan support. Enjoy my first ever full length parody album. For a hard copy version, please let me know you are interested and I'll tell you how to get one. They will eventually be posted to Amazon.com and the like, at that time you can get it there!
Pork Fried Rice,
Christmas Night
Lots of Wok,
Price is Right
If you burn your ham or turkey
Come and see us, we'll serve you egg tea
We make very good Kung Pao
We make good Kung Pao

Won Ton Soup, Warm tofu
and Soy milk with Doufu
If you're sick of canned cranberry juice
We have got the cure for your blues
Sweet and sour, no burnt
Sweet and sour, no burnt

We so nice, Free white rice
Have some crab, one whole pint
Sodium steams all over your plate
Lovely soy sauce, don't it smell great
Largest portions on Earth
Largest portions on Earth
This has been a Below Average Dave Production, All Rights Reserved

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Matthias - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Reminds me of A Christmas Story at the end where they get the turkey eaten by the next-door neighbor's dogs and they have to go to the Chinese restaurant. They sing "Deck the Halls" though this must be a deleted scene lol
Below Average Dave - November 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you Matty, Quite possibly the greatest Holiday Movie of all time. . .never seems to get old. Its not corny, doesn't pretend that Holidays are without problems, and no warm fuzzies at the end. Don't get me wrong, I love a lot of holiday movies--but that ones a classic, while I was inspired by the City Wok episode of South Park where they try to get to Canada and back before Christmas and they fly City Airlines. . .I'm sure A Christmas Story was in the back of my mind when I wrote this too

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