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Song Parodies -> "Not Long Now.. World War III"
Original Song Title:
"He Who Would Valiant Be"
Original Performer:
John Bunyan
Parody Song Title:
"Not Long Now.. World War III"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
So that no one is confused, a prophesy: modern Germany will unite with Europe to lead them against N Africa, the ME, and Israel in the near future. Antichrist being German, elected in the EURAT and after the next great financial total collapse...
Fighting Axis enemies, guided by The Master
Allies of so great strength, thwarted war disasters
New Dark Ages they resent, forever vigilant
Their purpose and intent- to stop the Germans
They cannot gloat over former glories
But are duty bound- to confront these horrors:
Mankind's evils, German might; Second, Third, and Final Reich
The Lawless One, Europe's plight- persistence of the Germans
Civil world, face minions of the evil serpent
Now as we near the end, the Beast becomes resurgent
To fight another day! Was not Hitler, the Fuhrer, slain?
At what cost we had to pay... to fight the Germans
MANKIND'S ENEMY!!!
Spirit demons in the legions from that dark heart region... WILL FIGHT AGAIN!!!
In a place of Hebrew tongue- ARMAGEDDON!!!*
Allies of so great strength, thwarted war disasters
New Dark Ages they resent, forever vigilant
Their purpose and intent- to stop the Germans
They cannot gloat over former glories
But are duty bound- to confront these horrors:
Mankind's evils, German might; Second, Third, and Final Reich
The Lawless One, Europe's plight- persistence of the Germans
Civil world, face minions of the evil serpent
Now as we near the end, the Beast becomes resurgent
To fight another day! Was not Hitler, the Fuhrer, slain?
At what cost we had to pay... to fight the Germans
MANKIND'S ENEMY!!!
Spirit demons in the legions from that dark heart region... WILL FIGHT AGAIN!!!
In a place of Hebrew tongue- ARMAGEDDON!!!*
*Jez'reel, Valley of Megiddo
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