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Song Parodies -> "BI-WAY"
Original Song Title:
"VP WAY"
Original Performer:
John A. Barry
Parody Song Title:
"BI-WAY"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Parody of a parody X20!!! Back to 2 syllables :)
B’s for both genders, not straight, not queer,
I’s for interest, that much is clear,
W’s for women when near,
A’s for alternative- men, offers his rear,
Y’s for yo-yo whore, genitalia back and forth!
With two, he will always score!
BI-way’s great sex with genders-2,
BI-way: explores another view
Homo side-steppin‘; straight Hetero not acceptin’,
this way can screw or BE screwed!
B’s for battling what others say,
I’s for intimidation from Gays,
W‘s for wild and horny, sexual flurries,
A’s for access to adults that feel the same way,
Y’s for yummy, the fruits of both sexes explored
Genital orgy: nothing more
BI-way, the third way, nothing new
BI-way, Greeks and Romans did it too
Male and female use in the ancient world was very loose
BI-way today makes news
BI-way never taught in school;
old Hetero view still rules
Third option is good news, controversial lifestyle or not
(Yet) BI-way marriage still doomed—
with neither a bride nor groom
bi-polygamy not approved
Maybe it is coming soon!!!
[Will be attacked by "Something to pick on" goons!]
I’s for interest, that much is clear,
W’s for women when near,
A’s for alternative- men, offers his rear,
Y’s for yo-yo whore, genitalia back and forth!
With two, he will always score!
BI-way’s great sex with genders-2,
BI-way: explores another view
Homo side-steppin‘; straight Hetero not acceptin’,
this way can screw or BE screwed!
B’s for battling what others say,
I’s for intimidation from Gays,
W‘s for wild and horny, sexual flurries,
A’s for access to adults that feel the same way,
Y’s for yummy, the fruits of both sexes explored
Genital orgy: nothing more
BI-way, the third way, nothing new
BI-way, Greeks and Romans did it too
Male and female use in the ancient world was very loose
BI-way today makes news
BI-way never taught in school;
old Hetero view still rules
Third option is good news, controversial lifestyle or not
(Yet) BI-way marriage still doomed—
with neither a bride nor groom
bi-polygamy not approved
Maybe it is coming soon!!!
[Will be attacked by "Something to pick on" goons!]
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Here's a tri-way of 5s. I'll have to think about this one.
He did it....bi-wayyyy
Rob - "Being bi-sexual doubles your chance of getting a date"...Woody Allen. ;D
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