-> "Ghetto's Sealed Up"
Original Song Title:
"Auntie's Tanked Up"
Parody Song Title:
"Ghetto's Sealed Up"
The Lyrics
The Jewish roundup—relocation to death camps thrivin’. . .
ZOB and ZZW defiant this time
In the Ghetto they built more forts. . .arms smuggled in;
sewers, under; last effort to save lives
(German forces slaughtered those inside)
Flamethrowers to start then new experimentals;
“Pandora” firedamp weapon tears rubble apart!
SS dogs unleashed caused hidden Jews terror,
seeking and biting, jaws were bloody
Liquidation- hard for the Jews to fight back:
ten foot walls hard to top; so down into the dark
Using sewers wasn‘t smart—tear gas brought them up!
Ghetto’s sealed up, is impossible to escape
Fighting is fearsome, ZZW departs;
The Jews succumb to German firepower
Success rare, SS everywhere
Those still hiding were sealed in the sewers;
Gas cyanide; pumped in from trucks that remained parked
The Germans had ev’ry advantage from the start
To fight with improvised weapons wasn‘t too smart;
through Muranowski Tunnel ZZW departs
7,000 killed and tens of thousands lives marked
for suffering and death when the trains last depart…
[17 killed + 93 wounded Stroop remarks]
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