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Song Parodies -> "The Pool Tanned Dude"

Original Song Title:

"The Blue Danube"

Original Performer:

Johann Strauss

Parody Song Title:

"The Pool Tanned Dude"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

He sits in the sun,
(The sun, the sun)
Thinks he's number one,
(Numb one, numb one)
Shows off his physique,
(Physique, physique)
To give girls a peek,
(A peek, a peek)
He flutters his pecs,
(His pecs, his pecs)
Each moment a flex,
(A flex, a flex)
Big ego's absurd,
And unglued
Nothing halts..
The Pool Tanned Dude

The Pool Tanned Dude strays
(He strays, he strays)
In red speedo ways,
(red ways, red ways)
Long wavy hair flows
(It flows, it flows)
Wherever he goes,
(He goes, he goes)
Perpetually smiles,
(he smiles, he smiles)
Manicur'lly files,
(he files, he files)
Metrosexually..
Naught deterred
Somersaults,
The Pool Tanned Nerd

He's a beachside bore,
Folks can't take much more
Deep self-centered
No brain entered..
Classic muscle hick
Bully sand would kick,
Personality,
flawed with attitude..

Totes a surfboard, yet,
Never has been wet..
Lifeguard trainee
Whistled chain-ee
Suntan lotion clad
Trys, but can't look "bad"
Just a cocky cat
Image falling flat.
Pathetic Pool Tanned Dude

The Pool Tanned Dude struts
(He struts, he struts)
Thinks, his, best of butts,
(Of butts, of butts)
Right shoulder tattoo
(Tattoo, tattoo)
Sailing ship of blue
(Of blue, of blue)
Swings down from his stool
(his life-guard stool)
And becomes a fool
(big fool, big fool)
Falls smack on his ass,
Screaming crude..
Burning sand
Cools Pool Tanned Dude..

Falls smack on his ass,
Screaming crude..
Burning sand
Cools Pool Tanned Dude






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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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adagio - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
This brought a smile to my face, esp. the ending. :) 5's
John Barry - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Dude, I like this!
Gioacchino Rossini - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Another true classic turned on its head -- and this time, ya got the OS author's name in there! Kudos!
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/aclassicopera0.shtml

I vote you a Five (a Five, a Five)
'Cause man, sakes alive (alive, alive)
This song ain't no jive (no jive, no jive)
Watch AF1 strive (hard, strive; hard strive)
As readers all thrive (they thrive, they thrive)
At parody, cool
As this fool
Hits the pool
To ending, cruel

(you don't *really* need any hints on commenter ID, surely?)
AFW - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, adagio, John, and no, I don't, TT...but don't call me Surely...
TJ C - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny's all oiled up in clever in this beaut!
Fiddlegirl - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Son of a beach! Totally tubular, Dude... ;)

@ G. Rossini: I believe you've left out a line, sir, clever though you are...
G. Rossini @ FG - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
What a fussy nitpicker! Just who trained you, anyway?
Leslie Nielsen - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, I believe that's *my* line!
AFW - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC....and Fg...
LadyTaTa - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord Satyr Mayor, Love a Dude with a tatoo over his 'Deltoid', sir !
blackjack21 - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice won dude, love the ending.

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