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Song Parodies -> "Hey, Nuke The (Militant) Muslims"
Original Song Title:
"Hey, Look Us Over"
Original Performer:
Jody Ketcham
Parody Song Title:
"Hey, Nuke The (Militant) Muslims"
Parody Written by:
Yoidy
The Lyrics
Hey, nuke the Muslims
Burn off their beards
Hang 'em by their turbans
Just get 'em outta here
I don't give a sh*t
About Iran and Iraq
Let's have 'em nuke each other
Or let's shoot 'em in the back
They shout about their Allah
They yell 'bout their Koran
They're professional offendees
In self-exploding vans
They're backwards desert retards
From 1st century AD
If you forget one prayer to Allah
They'll extract your sinning spleen
They can't seem to keep
Their faith to themselves
They beg Allah to multiply
Their cancer/terror cells
Why should we give a f**k
If they live or if they die?
Their protests waste our time
Let's mustard gas their cries
Don't let one groveling Muslim
Survive and walk away
Crack his skull with Allah-Hackbar
And be on your merry way
So let's nuke the Muslims
And live without fear
Fry 'em in their mosques
Without their bombs - we'll be much free-er!!
Burn off their beards
Hang 'em by their turbans
Just get 'em outta here
I don't give a sh*t
About Iran and Iraq
Let's have 'em nuke each other
Or let's shoot 'em in the back
They shout about their Allah
They yell 'bout their Koran
They're professional offendees
In self-exploding vans
They're backwards desert retards
From 1st century AD
If you forget one prayer to Allah
They'll extract your sinning spleen
They can't seem to keep
Their faith to themselves
They beg Allah to multiply
Their cancer/terror cells
Why should we give a f**k
If they live or if they die?
Their protests waste our time
Let's mustard gas their cries
Don't let one groveling Muslim
Survive and walk away
Crack his skull with Allah-Hackbar
And be on your merry way
So let's nuke the Muslims
And live without fear
Fry 'em in their mosques
Without their bombs - we'll be much free-er!!
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You heartless Rethuglican, you! Then we'd be murdering millions of innocents!
jarring but jaunty
Islam, when hijacked by psychos, is a cancer. But so is Christianity or any other religion for that matter. I read this parody as referring to the Islamo-terrorist vermin that want to establish a worldwide caliphate based on plunging the world into a state of ignorance and repression that would make the Middle Ages look like spring break in Fla. by comparison. In that sense then, yes, kill 'em all.
Lefty, Al, Middle, thanks for reading!
We're all people trying to live and love each other. There's only one widespread murderous death cult and it's inhuman animal followers that plagues the whole world. MUSLIM ANIMALS, WAKE UP PEOPLE! SPREAD THE WORD http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3369102968312745410 http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/01/islam-killing-o.html http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=29201_Wafa_Sultan_on_Al_Jazeera&only http://mosquewatch.blogspot.com/2008/04/die-non-muslim-scum.html http://www.hauns.com/~DCQu4E5g/koran2.html http://www.islammonitor.org/uploads/docs/aimbrochure.pdf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMLJJEDDDGc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVDWhBAC_0U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-yJp4EcZJA http://www.apostatesofislam.com/media/stoning.htm http://enoughfornow.tripod.com/womeninislam.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV66c2wzIU4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maHSOB2RFm4&feature=related http://americancivilization.net/index.php?itemid=528 http://www.cbn.com/CBNnews/391489.aspx http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aSp5sX8jrk&feature=related http://www.usawakeup.org/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hCpepvy6TU http://www.prophetofdoom.net/Prophet_of_Doom_13_The_Pedophile_Pirate.Islam http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2006/09/muslim-humor-muslim-jokes.html http://isthisblogon.blogspot.com/2005/12/lets-not-forget-moral-relativism.html http://www.theaugeanstables.com/2006/09/29/the-popes-remarks-about-islam-the-joke-too-few-get/
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