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Song Parodies -> "Those Special Numbers On Late TV"

Original Song Title:

"He'll Have To Go"

Original Performer:

Jim Reeves

Parody Song Title:

"Those Special Numbers On Late TV"

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The Lyrics

Kept my right ear pressed up tightly to the phone
Some girl said things that tickled me and made me groan
Like, "Hi, Big Guy, What's in your package, I'd like to see"
When I dialed up Those Special Numbers On Late TV

Sounds of licking, "Yes, yes, yes" set me aglow
Sent some warm and fuzzy feelings down below
I swallowed hard, and then a chill..goose pimpled me
When I dialed up Those Special Numbers On Late TV

With a voice as smooth as honey combs
Told me I could be her man
Said she wasn't wearing anything
All her clothes were on the stand..

Took a liking to the sexy way she speaks
So, I dialed nine hundred numbers for two weeks
Just got the bill, eight hundred bucks, it wasn't free
Now, I don't dial Those Special Numbers On Late TV

No, I don't dial Those Special Numbers On Late TV

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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alvin - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(555) 555-5555
Kristof Robertson - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I've never got the appeal of sex phone lines....I do, however, shave my right leg so I can pretend I'm in bed with a lady. ;-) This was a lot of fun, AFW. 555
MrMacphisto - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Writing good parodies is your calling... 5-5-5
AFW - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, good number....Kristof, now, there's an idea, and a funny one,....and MrMac, good pun
Meriadoc - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
When she tells...that man on line 3...she loves to bl... Oops! Getting carried away with the spirit of the song...

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