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Song Parodies -> "One Has No Heart (The Other Has No Brain)"
Original Song Title:
"One Has My Name (The Other Has My Heart)"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Wakely
Parody Song Title:
"One Has No Heart (The Other Has No Brain)"
Parody Written by:
Immoral Liberal
The Lyrics
One has no heart, the other has no brain;
The one's not too smart, the other's not quite sane.
One just tells lies, the other one's a fool
The other tells lies, and the one married a tool.
One preaches love, but acts so hatefully;
That one I can't love, and with both I disagree.
So I might just stay home; why should I take part
When one has no brain, and the other has no heart?
One lacks a brain, the other lacks a heart.
If both don't remain, supporters will depart.
One's full of lies; the other one is too.
The one I despise, and the other makes me spew.
One I can't love, the other can't have me;
For what good is love when it's false, obviously?
I find them both loathesome, and why, I'll explain:
They're both lacking a heart, and both lacking a brain.
The one's not too smart, the other's not quite sane.
One just tells lies, the other one's a fool
The other tells lies, and the one married a tool.
One preaches love, but acts so hatefully;
That one I can't love, and with both I disagree.
So I might just stay home; why should I take part
When one has no brain, and the other has no heart?
One lacks a brain, the other lacks a heart.
If both don't remain, supporters will depart.
One's full of lies; the other one is too.
The one I despise, and the other makes me spew.
One I can't love, the other can't have me;
For what good is love when it's false, obviously?
I find them both loathesome, and why, I'll explain:
They're both lacking a heart, and both lacking a brain.
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How true, Sir ! It is quite phony out there, even among our politicos!
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