Song Parodies -> What Becomes of the Double Punched Ballots
| Original Song Title: | "What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted" |
| Original Performer: | Jimmy Ruffin |
| Parody Song Title: | "What Becomes of the Double Punched Ballots" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Florio |
As I walk through this land of cries and screams
I notice people shouting because of their beliefs
Whether they voted for Buchanan or Gore
They will yell just to make it go on more
Chorus:
What becomes of the double punched ballots
Are they thrown out or will they be challenged
I just got to find a reason for their cry of
Re-vote
When they step into the ballot box
They must understand and also watch
How to punch a hole next to the arrow
Their minds are just too narrow
Chorus:
What becomes of the double punched ballots
Are they thrown out or will they be challenged
I just got to find a reason for their cry of
Re-vote
three Weeks have past and still no winner
Gore's chances are getting thinner and thinner
People say these ballots were confusing
That's only because their candidates losing
Chorus:
What becomes of the double punched ballots
are they thrown out or will they be challenged
I just got to find a reason for their cry of
Re-Vote
What becomes of the double punched ballots
are they thrown out or will they be challenged
I just got to find a reason for their cry of
Re-Vote
What becomes of the double punched ballots
are they thrown out or will they be challenged
I just got to find a reason for their cry of
Re-Vote
I notice people shouting because of their beliefs
Whether they voted for Buchanan or Gore
They will yell just to make it go on more
Chorus:
What becomes of the double punched ballots
Are they thrown out or will they be challenged
I just got to find a reason for their cry of
Re-vote
When they step into the ballot box
They must understand and also watch
How to punch a hole next to the arrow
Their minds are just too narrow
Chorus:
What becomes of the double punched ballots
Are they thrown out or will they be challenged
I just got to find a reason for their cry of
Re-vote
three Weeks have past and still no winner
Gore's chances are getting thinner and thinner
People say these ballots were confusing
That's only because their candidates losing
Chorus:
What becomes of the double punched ballots
are they thrown out or will they be challenged
I just got to find a reason for their cry of
Re-Vote
What becomes of the double punched ballots
are they thrown out or will they be challenged
I just got to find a reason for their cry of
Re-Vote
What becomes of the double punched ballots
are they thrown out or will they be challenged
I just got to find a reason for their cry of
Re-Vote
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