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Song Parodies -> "Saw Ron Artest Beating Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

JImmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"Saw Ron Artest Beating Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Ho ho ho all Ron wants for Christmas is someone's two front teeth
and he's happy
Saw Ron Artest beating Santa Claus
In the family room beside the tree
I was just fast asleep
Down strairs I heard a scream
Ron was beating that Santa up
And kicked as he yelled and screamed
Ron Artest he smashed ol' Santa Claus
Against the wall and he yelled at him
Santa pushed him off and kicked
Him in the private parts
Ron Artest screamed in such fright.
When Ron finished beating Santa Claus
Santa said Now you get out of here now
Before I give you some coal
In your stockings and nothing else
Ron left and Santa left with him
Santa made a trip to Ron's house then
He put coal in Ron's stockings, and
Threw snowballs at his window
Put him on the "Extremely Naughty" list, and yes I did just see
Ron Artest and Santa Claus fight tonight
2004 Jack Wilson

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Spaff.com - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious concept, Jackie. And I really like your intro: "All Ron wants is someone's two front teeth."
Jack Wilson - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff! LOL Im glad ya liked that part

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