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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy Staking Dracula"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Staking Dracula"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I'm disappointed I didn't have much of a song to work with, but this is the best I could conjure up. (See what I did there? Conjure?)
(Ghosts booing “Jingle Bells”)

I saw Mommy staking Dracula
Here in Transylvania last night
Awakened from his sleep
Reached his arm… to grab a Reece
Mom thought that I was outside
in my costume, trick or treat

Then, I saw Mommy garlic Dracula
Staked him in his chest, so snowy white
Oh, what a fright it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy staking Dracula last niiiiight.

*Ghosts singing*
I-iiiii saw Mommy kicking Draaaaaaaculaaaa
Just befoooore his bat form took a fliiiiight

His costume looked dirt cheap
Like he stole it from the Veep
His accent was so bad
Made Costner look like Meryl Streep

*Ghosts singing*
Then, I-iiii saw Mommy wrestle Draaaaaculaaaaaa
His eye sockets were no longer whiiiiite

Oh, Abe Van Helsing, where you been?
Wish someone else would’ve seen
Mommy staking Dracula last niiiiight

(Ghosts booing “Jingle Bells”, bell tolls)
Happy Halloween, every"vun"!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - October 30, 2014 - Report this comment
Spooky fun. Inspired me to do my own set of Halloween Carols. Check out the thread and add this one there if you want
2Eagle - October 30, 2014 - Report this comment
T'was the nightmare before Christmas.
Jonathan - October 30, 2014 - Report this comment
Christmas + Halloween = 555!
Dave W. - October 31, 2014 - Report this comment
I once saw Mummy stiffing Dracula......Not a pretty sight
Rob Arndt - October 31, 2014 - Report this comment
555. You could have done this as "I Saw Mommy Stalking Santa Claus!"

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