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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy Stuck To Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Stuck To Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Tommy flies his toy airplane in the sky
But he has a puzzled look in his eye,
Cause he knows a secret and, of it, he must let go
So he tells Tickle Me Elmo:

I saw Mommy stuck to Santa Claus
Upstairs in her bedroom, with no light
While playin' with my toys
Thought I heard a funny noise
They're stuck tight like my girl dog,
Sometimes, gets with puppy boys..

Mommy saw me, and shoved old Santa Claus..
Kicked him hard beneath his beard, so white..
They must'a messed with super glue,
Like she always said not to..
'Cuz she sure stuck to Santa Claus last night..

When Mom saw me, she pushed off Santa Claus..
And kicked him where his peepee was in sight..
They must'a played with super glue,
Like Mom told me not to do..
Cuz' she sure stuck to Santa Claus last night..

Stuck real tight to Santa Claus last night..


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Max Power - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
555 all the way, this confirms the fact that it wasn't the length, it's the fact that the content in my parody is what kept it from going in.
alvin - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
sounds like santa was stuffing her stocking
TJC - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Disturbingly funny!
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AFW - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, all

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