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Song Parodies -> "I Heard Monk Tries To Kill Santa Claus"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Boyd
Parody Song Title:
"I Heard Monk Tries To Kill Santa Claus"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Stupid kids, parents, and Lt. Disher's song
I heard Monk tries to kill Santa Claus
Whole thing has happened few blocks away
I couldn't get some sleep
I've just start hating that creep;
We want him to get f**ked
In the prison cell fast asleep
Then
I saw Monk said there's no Santa Claus
On the national television;
All hopes on life is getting thin
We were watching in the inn
When Monk's having a Santa Claus fight
Whole thing has happened few blocks away
I couldn't get some sleep
I've just start hating that creep;
We want him to get f**ked
In the prison cell fast asleep
Then
I saw Monk said there's no Santa Claus
On the national television;
All hopes on life is getting thin
We were watching in the inn
When Monk's having a Santa Claus fight
To those who are familiar with the show " Monk ", it's a jungle out there.
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I like Monk and all, but this just wasn't good.
Jeez, Max, this could be a funny if bizarre song, at least put some effort into it. WTF?
Perhaps Max should learn to stop swearing in his songs, or go and see an anger management course.
5 more.
5 more what? 5 more 1 votes on this garbage?
1 more.
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