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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Crocs Devouring Santa Claus"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Boyd
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Crocs Devouring Santa Claus"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Wombats
The Lyrics
Messrs Brattoni, McArthur and Robertson would like to express that they do not endorse the spelling of 'Mommy', but wish you a Merry Christmas nonetheless.
I saw crocs devouring Santa Claus
Underneath a starry Aussie sky
Saint Nick was reptile food
When his sleigh lost altitude
His sat-nav surely f***ed up;
He came down: chomping ensued
Now in the tummies of those animals
Santa's seen the Great Australian Bite
Those croccies had some fine cuisine
Nick went in a flash of green
Crocs devoured him on Christmas night
A very yummy meal was Santa Claus
Gobbled up by hungry crocodiles
The elves were snapped up from the sleigh
The Grinch shouted out "Hooray!"
Santa got chomped by those toothy smiles
Was torn in half, sleigh-n like fish bait
His reindeer got Gator-ate
Crocs devouring Santa Claus? Alright!
Underneath a starry Aussie sky
Saint Nick was reptile food
When his sleigh lost altitude
His sat-nav surely f***ed up;
He came down: chomping ensued
Now in the tummies of those animals
Santa's seen the Great Australian Bite
Those croccies had some fine cuisine
Nick went in a flash of green
Crocs devoured him on Christmas night
A very yummy meal was Santa Claus
Gobbled up by hungry crocodiles
The elves were snapped up from the sleigh
The Grinch shouted out "Hooray!"
Santa got chomped by those toothy smiles
Was torn in half, sleigh-n like fish bait
His reindeer got Gator-ate
Crocs devouring Santa Claus? Alright!
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a reptilian delight
Fives for the "Aussie Bite" pun.
I guess that's what Santa gets for driving his winter transportation where it's summer. The "sleigh-n" pun was good, too.
a croc full of 5's
Very good guys but how could you leave Steve Irwin out of this?
Aussie Aussie Aussie! Ho ho ho!
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