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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy Washing Santa's Clothes"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Washing Santa's Clothes"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I think the original lyrics are sweet; here's the opposite of that..
I saw Mommy washing Santa's clothes
In her Kenmore washer, late last night
She mumbled, "You're a creep
And you're also really cheap"
Cause out of Santa's pocket came a Motel 6 receipt

Then I saw Mommy ditching Santa's clothes
Stuffed em in the trash can, nice and tight
Oh what strange places Santa's been
I guess his suit will not get clean
Mom said, "Ho Ho Ho watch out, I bite"
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alvin rhodes - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
i think this puts you on santa's "naughty list"
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Exposing the truth here, huh? :-)
John Barry - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
A nice clean parody.
stuart mcarthur - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah, what a louse, Royce, and you'd reckon the staff at the Motel 8 would have picked up clues as to who he was, in that red suit and all - 555
Rick C - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I think my version of this OS needs to go into your Kenmore, Royce. 555
Michael Pacholek - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Looks like Royce will be heating her house with coal this winter. Five lumps oughta do the trick. Old joke: Why is Santa's suit red? Because he's a guy, he does all his laundry together.
John Jenkins - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Santa might welcome a biting Mommy, but a very fun parody here, Royce.

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