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Song Parodies -> "Jailhouse, Now"

Original Song Title:

"In the Jailhouse Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmie Rodgers

Parody Song Title:

"Jailhouse, Now"

Parody Written by:

Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec

The Lyrics

I had a friend named lobbyin’ Paul
Misdemeanors? really quite small --
He helped out Putin's vassal in Ukraine.
Got up the nose of Mueller
His sentence just got fuller;
(He'd worked a while on Trump’s ‘Sixteen campaign).

A witness-tamper tale; they done revoked his bail.
But judges learned the facts:
'Bout mortgage fraud and cheat-on-tax --
He's in the jailhouse now.

Paul warn't no copperator,
As Mueller found out later,
Paul figgered he'd get pardoned by the Chief.
His partner Rick keeps scattin',
There's some that call that rattin',
Rick knew that Paul's the one who'd get relief.

Gates worked for presidents,
But turned 'state's evidence',
A short time will be spent
For launderin' and embezzlement --
He's in the jailhouse now.

Ah di o-dalee eehee hee
Ah di o-dalee eehee hee
Yode layee-hee
Yode layee-hee
Yode lay-ee.

Before 16's election
Don’s standard for selection
Was helpers that were loyal and quite tough.
They'd had some indiscretions,
But unlike Jeffie Sessions,
They wouldn't chicken out when things got rough.

Good guys like Michael Cohen,
Mike Flynn and Roger Stone,
And here I'm being blunt.
Collusion? No, it's a witch hunt.
Let’s lock up Hillary soon.

(Repeat yodelling chorus).
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alexander's ragtag band - March 20, 2019 - Report this comment
President Barack Obama’s 2008 campaign was fined $375,000 by the Federal Election Commission for campaign reporting violations — one of the largest fees ever levied against a presidential campaign..
Libby - March 20, 2019 - Report this comment
Nobody cares, Alex. https://www.snopes.com/news/2018/08/22/election-law-violations-compared-obama-2008-vs-trump-2016/
Arch Vile - March 20, 2019 - Report this comment
That was quite a good satire on Manafort, even though you missed a yodelling section.

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