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Song Parodies -> "Deli Land"

Original Song Title:

"When You Wish Upon A Star"

Original Performer:

Jiminey Cricket in Pinnochio

Parody Song Title:

"Deli Land"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

When a craving's born,
A burger wouldn't do.
Drive down to Deli Land,
Where dinner dreams come true . . .

Kreplach, Kugel, Baklavah - We are freeway close by car.
How's by you? - Come as you are - to Deli Land.
Have some fresh Gefilte Fish - Or a Brisket, if you wish.
Glatt Kosher, should you desire, at Deli Land.

Nice glass ice tea with a twist - plus an 'ot Potato Knish,
And a Corned Beef you'll enjoy at Deli Land.
Chicken Soup with Motsah Balls - 'Ot Pastrami, fat trimmed off.
All kinds food we know you'll love at Deli Land.

Noodle Pudding wouldn't hurt - Just save room for your desert.
Give a good substantial burp at Deli Land.
Kosher Dogs and Sauerkraut - Dine inside or order out.
You'll come back without a doubt to Deli Land.

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Adagio - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Good menu! :D 5's
Rick D - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
That's funny. you don't sound Jewish.
overlycriticalcynicalman - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
This sucks, and I don't mean Janet Reno's dance moves sucks, I mean Arnold's resume for governer sucks.
Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought I was decent. I love the deli, food and your spoof.

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