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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Gonna Get Plowed"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town"

Original Performer:

J. Fred Coots & Haven Gillespie (composers)

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Gonna Get Plowed"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Oh, you bet he’s a souse
You bet he’s not dry
You bet the old lout’s been swilling some rye
Santa Claus is gonna get plowed

It’s making him pissed.
He’s wrecked on mai tais
He’s one o’ those winos gotta drink twice
Santa Claus is gonna get plowed

He sprees on brews while sleeping
Drinks Stroh’s and Coors awake
He knows when he’s been bad – that’s good –
but the lesson never takes.

Oh, you bet he’s a souse
You bet he’s not dry
You bet the old lout’s been swilling some rye
Santa Claus is gonna get plowed
I hope the old lush picks me up me a bottle of Laphroaig Quarter Cask when he stops on Islay ... and leaves it! :-)

© Stan Hall 12/09/2008

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alvin - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
good thing the reindeer know the way...woo boy...this might get ya on the naughty list
Jonathan S. - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
You should be very plowed, ah, PROUD of yourself for this. 555
AFW - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
You know you're Santas...funny stuff 555
Jeff Reuben - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Lol, I love songs mocking Santa...especially a drunk Santa :)
Michael Pacholek - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
And another one where Rudolph's not the only one with a red nose. I'll drink to that!
~AyCorona~ - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Stan, ~Duke 0'Rum & Rye Halls~, this was very cute about the BigRedMan who is coming soon . . .
Andria - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job as usual, Stan, and I often get "plowed" at Christmastime, too, although I usually get drunk off of alcoholic fruit punch or eggnog rather than rye or beer, and I end up sleeping in my car so that I don't get a DUI. 5s. Speaking of DUIs, my security code was DUI. No bull.
Stan - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
er.... thanksh, folksh. :-)
Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
yes, I was wondering if the Rudolph gag had been used, and sure enough MP was in like a shot - very funny write Stan - 555
Tim Mayfield - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Love the 'but the lesson never takes' bit
John Barry - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
You guys today are making Santa come off in a bad light.
Stan - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Stu, Tim, John --- thanks! It's occurring to me now that I maybe should've used the last verse to tie in the "Miracle On 34th Street" Santa who's fired for drunkeness at the film's outset. :-)
Rick C - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job, Stan. I did a similar theme to the same song last year. Check out "Santa Claus is Gumming Food Down". Three 5s and a Ho Ho in your stocking.

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