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Song Parodies -> "You Go to the Head"

Original Song Title:

"You Go to My Head"

Original Performer:

J. Fred Coots

Parody Song Title:

"You Go to the Head"

Parody Written by:

Andy Senior (aka The Carpal Tunnel Kid)

The Lyrics

Does it all ultimately come down to bathroom humor? In our increasingly repressive society, perhaps that is our one remaining, er, fundamental outlet. Even so, I've tried to keep it clean.
You go to the head,
But I never hear the water tap run;
And I rather hate to spoil all your fun–
But I kind of wish you'd wash when you're done.

You go to the head,
And you linger while you're combing your hair;
But I wonder if you might give some care
To your hygiene when you've touched you down there.

I thrill at the thought
That you might give a thought
To my plea that you scrub when you pee;
You must say to yourself,
"You've took hold of yourself:
Can't you see–it's unsanitary."

You go to the head,
Then I see you make a sandwich or two;
When I refuse one please don't be so blue–
'Til I call the Health Department on you;
But I'm certain that I'll feel just fine
Hearing some splashing perchance
When you've zipped up your pants–
'Til then I'll see red
When you go to the head.
Copyright 1995 Andy Senior The Carpal Tunnel Kid Rides Again!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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AFW - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You hit the nail right on it with this....funny...but almost too true..555
MrMacphisto - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... very clever phrasings here...
Leo Jay - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
As a jazz songster, I'm immensely pleased to see this song tackled, and this is elegantly, perfectly done.
Red Ant - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
555, DKTOS, but wont argue with 3 others who say its paced 5, and looked very well paced to me. Funny and hygenic toilet humor.

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