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Song Parodies -> "What's My Dealer?"
Original Song Title:
"What's Your Pleasure?"
Original Performer:
Jessie Ware
Parody Song Title:
"What's My Dealer?"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here's a song about what's happening in my dealer.
I can tell we've got money
Is this love too hot to handle?
Make a wish, buy it some money
Make a wish for me
Show me you can listen closely
Tell me you can take it slowly
That's the way to get to know me
Get to know me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
Who can accept this perfect cashier?
Just what I need
Just what I need
Come on now
Push. Press. More. Less.
Here together
What's my dealer?
Stop. Go. Fast. Slow.
Here together
What's my dealer?
Here together
What's my dealer?
Here together
What's my dealer?
Look so pretty shining jewelry
On the floor, your glossy photo
Spin me 'round so I'm unwinding
Can you tell it's real?
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
Who can accept this perfect cashier?
Just what we need
Just what we need
Come on now
Push. Press. More. Less.
Here together
What's my dealer?
Stop. Go. Fast. Slow.
Here together
What's my dealer?
Here together
What's my dealer?
Here together
What's my dealer?
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
Is this love too hot to handle?
Make a wish, buy it some money
Make a wish for me
Show me you can listen closely
Tell me you can take it slowly
That's the way to get to know me
Get to know me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
Who can accept this perfect cashier?
Just what I need
Just what I need
Come on now
Push. Press. More. Less.
Here together
What's my dealer?
Stop. Go. Fast. Slow.
Here together
What's my dealer?
Here together
What's my dealer?
Here together
What's my dealer?
Look so pretty shining jewelry
On the floor, your glossy photo
Spin me 'round so I'm unwinding
Can you tell it's real?
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
Who can accept this perfect cashier?
Just what we need
Just what we need
Come on now
Push. Press. More. Less.
Here together
What's my dealer?
Stop. Go. Fast. Slow.
Here together
What's my dealer?
Here together
What's my dealer?
Here together
What's my dealer?
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
I give you love, you give it back to me
I know the way to make you happy
Well I have to spend the money.
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