Ol' Harry Reid is the man and he still has no plan.
Biden still gaffes in between unhinged laughs.
Ol' Eric Holder - has never been bolder
Running the D.O.J. - doing the law HIS way.
Jay Carney's lame and his pants are aflame.
Pelosi's not the Speaker but she sure can blame.
We're shouting Cheers! Cheers! We've four more years
Of the All-Obama Jubilee!

(Instrumental chorus)

So now has Hillary fled? No, she just bumped her head.
Bill makes the cut 'cause he saved Big O's butt.
Michele's so darn neat - dictating what you eat,
Breaking down with a smile - to their friend's Gangnam Style.
Poor Suan Rice! They did not treat her nice.
Here comes still more of stimulus. The debt's up thrice.
We'll make the rich puke! Here's Sandra Fluke!
It's the All-Obama Jubilee!