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Song Parodies -> "Bundchen Marries Brady: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"

Original Song Title:

"Whole Lot of Shakin' Going On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jerry Lee Lewis

Parody Song Title:

"Bundchen Marries Brady: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Hingle

The Lyrics

This parody was written in memory of Jerry Lee Lewis (1935-2022). The original song was written by David Curlee Williams. Mr. Lewis happened to pass away around the same time that news of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's divorce was made public.
Bundchen marries Brady:
What could possibly go wrong?
The greatest athlete, maybe -
His lady, she’s just as headstrong.
The ultimatum
That she gave him made Tom say “So long!”

Bundchen’s mad at Brady
For retirin’, he said, but stayin’ on.
Maybe he’s afraid he
Won’t find much to do but mow the lawn.
The “GOAT,” maybe -
He can’t chew up all that grass that he lives on.

Gisele Bundchen’s life with Brady
Was a timebomb tickin’ in alarm.
A supermodel, maybe -
Still couldn’t stop Tom’s bull with her charm.
He’s still playin’,
A ring for almost ev’ry finger on each arm.

[Chorus/Coda]
She can’t fix him with his thick skin;
He’s gonna stick with playin’ pigskin.
Though his Tampa season’s stinkin’,
His fam’ly’s gonna keep a-sinkin’.
It’s over;
Bundchen n’ Brady
Are movin’ on!
Copyright 2022 by Jeff Hingle

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Rueful Observer - December 01, 2022 - Report this comment
We all make a play for the Prom Queen, and in the end we all get our hearts broken. Even if you're the GOAT in NFL it happens, although you actually get to have her ... for awhile. But in the end, the iron rule of the Prom Queen shall prevail. Verily shall your heart be broken. Even if you're Tom Brady; even if she's from Brazil
Girl Next Door - December 01, 2022 - Report this comment
And guess whos been laughing their asses off all this time. Thats right, all of us plain Janes who weren't GOOD enough for "Mr God's Gift To The Female Gender Because I Can Throw a Football 60 Yards" You know the ones who pined for you and would have been a faithful wife and mother to your children. But NO-O-O-O!! You had to go Ms Snot Nose Airhead Perfect Skin Beauty Queen. So suck on it, Mr GOAT
Agrimorfee - December 01, 2022 - Report this comment
Another good one, so it's actually a 1-2-3 punch from you today (contradicting my other comment....!)!
CML - December 02, 2022 - Report this comment
I'm afraid you'll have have to ignore that bogus 13 5x5 rating. You are merely the latest "victim" of some anonymous douchebag who doesnt seem to appreciate the harm he (she) is doing by rendering our scoring system meaningless. So, as one of the self appointed town elders, I need to step in and say, "Yes, you actually DID do a good job ... so ignore the goofball who said you REALLY, REALLY did a good job.
Jeff Hingle - December 02, 2022 - Report this comment
Thanks, CML! I appreciate your compliment and your letting me know about all those bogus 5x5 ratings. The perpetrator probably also hit my other two recently posted parodies, "At Recess" and "I've Got to Protect the Boy." In the case of the latter it struck me as particularly unusual that so many people would give me perfect scores but that not a single one of them felt compelled to post a comment underneath the song.
CML - December 05, 2022 - Report this comment
Thats the giveaway, all right

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