Song Parodies -> "Allau Akbar, Great Balls on Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire"

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"Allau Akbar, Great Balls on Fire"

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The Lyrics

I'd like to close out the New Year by giving the back of my hand to a couple of Omar Pyle terrorists who screwed up their respective missions -- Omar Farouq (me) Abdul Muttalib, the panty bomber & Faisal Shahzad, the would be Times square bomber

You shake my nerves and you rattle my plane
Your desert faith drives a man insane
Your nuts are grilled
Oh what a thrill
Allahu Akbar, great balls on fire!

You fell in love with that Wahabbi money
Your mission came and you blew it, Sunni
You took a match
And scorched your patch
Allahu Akbar, great balls on fire!

Well, roast 'em jihadi
Oooooooh ... feel good?
Guard 'em jihadi
I wanna bust 'em like an infidel should
You tried
'Bout died
I'm gonna tell the Virgins that they're, all fried

I'm pinning your arms and I'm breaking your thumb
I'm scared to death but it sure is fun
C'mon jihadi
Shriek to Al Mahdi
Allahu Akbar, great balls on fire

Well, roast 'em, Jihadi
Ooooh ... feel good?
Guard 'em jihadi
I wanna bust 'em like an infidel should
You tried
'Bout died!
I'm gonna tell the Virgins that they're fried, all fried

I'm pinning your arms, and I'm breaking your thumb
I'm scared to death but it sure is fun
C'mon, Jihadi
Shriek to Al Mahdi
Allahu Akbar, great balls on fire!

WAITING FOR THE BLAST/MOHAMMED JUST LEFT MEDINA
(by Abdul Azizi Ta'ap)

Have mercy, been waiting for the blast all day
Have mercy, been waiting for the blast all day
I got the brown propane tanks to make blasphemers pay

Have mercy, Times Square be packed up tight
Have mercy, Times Square be packed up tight
Well, I'll be sending infidels to Allah tonight

Wallah! That fuse didn't burn up right
Wallah! That fuse didn't burn up right
Well, I'll be waiting on Obama for Miranda Rights

(Cue change of pace power cords)

Mohammed just left Medina
And he's surrounded by jihadiin
Well now .. Prophet just left Medina
And he's got some jihadiin (Hey, yeah)
Warring on one clan to another
And all tribes in between!

Took a chop thru some dhimmies
Well, bloody plotters bled like swine*
Well now .. Took a chop thru some Jew dhimmies
Bloody plotters bled like swine
Then on up to sack Khaybar
For the slaves and concubines!
Oooaah, Take me with you, Prophet!

You might not see him in person
But you'll kill for him just the same
You might not see him in person
But you'll kill for him just the same
You have lots to worry
'Cause torching dumb jihadis is his game

*So you can understand one of my best subs -- This makes reference to Mohammed beheading 800 Jews (who are also known as dhimmies) after he caught them plotting against him in a battle. Right after this incident, Mohammed attacked the Jewish stronghold of Khaybar

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Porfle Popnecker - December 30, 2011 - Report this comment

Good job.

Matthias - December 30, 2011 - Report this comment

Too bad Allau Akbar couldn't tell them: "It's a Trap!" (Not normally a fan of political parodies but I had to drop by on this one because of that really bad pun).

Barry J. Mitchel - December 31, 2011 - Report this comment

Goodness gracious, Great Allah's ire should fall on the failed jihadis of Flight 253 and Times Square! But in a way they succeeded; we remember them, along with the shoe bomber, every time we fly, as well as tonight when we watch the Great Ball fall at midnight. I'm starting my countdown at 5:55. Happy New Year, Lennie!

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