Song Parodies -> "Great Jobs For Hire"

Original Song Title:

"Great Balls Of Fire"

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Original Performer:

"Great Jobs For Hire"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

An ode to job hunting..nuff said.

Won’t lay and shirk, find some want ads displayed
Lots of jobs, it is not too late
Future to build, enter temp guild
Goodness, gracious, great jobs for hire

I finished school, graduated Cum Laude
Earn enough to afford an Audi
I’ll put my mind, on work time
Fine, outrageous great jobs; they’ll hire

Will they take me?
Ohhhh….they should
Hope they hire me
Well… I want to earn money to afford some goods

They’ll hire
In time
I just want some work someplace I’ll admire

Fax resumes, then prepare for interviews
Won’t get nervous, got nothing to lose
Did my mission, dealt with competition
Had some faith; choose great jobs for hire

(Instrumental Piano Solo)

Well…
Choose me, maybe?
Ohhhh…they would?
Working, maybe?
Well..
Need to earn more ducats like most people would

A thrill
Earn fills
Wallet I’ll have filled with lots more dollar bills

Minimum wage, could care less what kind of work
Long as I don’t stay at home to shirk
Baker, maybe, or work for the Navy?
Smooth, vivacious, great jobs for hire

OS seems easy, but kind of hard to pace. I tried my best.

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AFW - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment

You've employed a good idea...that pays off with big fives..

Porfle Popnecker - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment

Great job!

Barry J. Mitchel - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment

You're a success already! But to move up, you need balls & fire in the belly.

Dave W. - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment

I liked this so much,I voted twice...Because I thought you deserved a raise....Keep up the good work

Andria - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Great work here! I'll reserve my vote and in-depth comment for the Ages IV competition, but you did a good job with a song that I have found impossible to parody!

Abbott Skelding - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Nice job! Literally! haha

Christie Marie M - November 20, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks lots, everybody! :) :)

AFW - A good idea worth employing and glad the outcome turned great!

Porfle - Thank you! Glad you enjoyed!

Barry - An honor of you to comment on my parody. Ditto on the balls and fire in the belly. Exactly what it needs!

Dave - Thanks for voting twice and thanks for the raise...glad you enjoyed!

Andria - Glad you enjoyed and I tried my best with spoofing impossible parodies.

Abbott - Nice comment! Literally! Glad you enjoyed! :)

bobpiecheese - November 23, 2011 - Report this comment

(Ages) Goodness gracious, two parodies about looking for jobs! Great parody here, even if the phrase "great jobs for hire" started to look weird by the time I was done reading. 555!

Andria - November 23, 2011 - Report this comment

(Ages 2011, Round 4) Great job, although "great jobs for hire" was a little odd. 5s.

Blaydeman - November 24, 2011 - Report this comment

(AofA) I concur with Andria, it didn't roll off the tongue quite right, but it was still pretty funny!

D-Mon - November 24, 2011 - Report this comment

(AofA) Goodness! Gracious! Great jobs for hire! I enjoyed singing it a lot!

Arwen - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment

Ages...the thought of being out there looking for a job makes me queasy right now...(thankful for gainful employment!)...but this parody made me smile! :) Nice work!!

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