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Song Parodies -> "Deathless"

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Jerry Lee Lewis

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The Lyrics

Children of the Night ... hold it down, will ya?

You know life’s not your cup of tea
You need my help now look at me
Your heart it pumps so hard
My lips find you caught off-guard
I’ll leave you ahhhhhhh
Deathless ahh !

You shake all over and I know why
As scarlet screams run through the night
Unholy speak my name
Surrender bow though there is no blame
I’ll leave you ahhhhhhh
Deathless ahh !

OOOOOOOhhhhhh baby Oooooooh crazy!
Bright red rivulets running, I can’t drain you enough
It’s alright to live by night
But when you greet me, treat me riiiighhhht!
Ah fear not child ‘tis joy to die
This life is but for us a lie
Sin, pain, heat, all woe
I will never once ever let you go
I will leave you
Heh-heh-heh! ;-)

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Count Turtula, a/k/a Bela Pelosi - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I vant to bite your neck... if only I had teeth... will just have to beak it. Bite these Fives!
count blackjackula21 - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Juicy parody, good job. Nice use of OS from 'The Killer' to write about the killer who can't be killed who produces more killers who can't be killed, who...wait. If you can't be killed, then you didn't really get killed in the first place and he's really not a killer. I think. Nevermind. ;-)
Christie Marie M - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Long live this satire! 555!
Elvira Fiddle - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
You always leave *me* breathless, Forsby! (rrowr!)
Jean-Luc Godard - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Le weekend vient; cette parodie: bien.
TT The Movie (and novel) - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Kindly see replies to your comment at your tribute, esp. the TT Sequel comment. :)
metaphorsbwithu - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Count Turtula - That is a fate to horrible to contemplate. ;-)

Count BJ21 - I know EXACTLY what you mean! Thanks :-D

Christie - Thanks so much!

Elvira! My hearts's on fire ... oh Mistress of Dark Humor!

Merci! Jean-Luc!

Will do TT. Thanks! :-)

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