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Song Parodies -> "Rich Old Geezer"
Original Song Title:
"Old Man River"
Original Performer:
Jerome Kern, Oscar Hammerstein II
Parody Song Title:
"Rich Old Geezer"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
My girlfriend wants a man who won't complain about her wild spending habits (see my parody of "My Girl"). Typically, she wants me to find him for her. I don't hang out with many older gentlemen of means, so I must resort to the internet. If you meet the requirements, give me a call
Is there an old man with a wad of money?
I don't really care if he's straight or gay
I can fix you up with a little honey
All you have to do is pay, and pay
Rich old geezer,
That rich old geezer
Must have the green
That it takes to please her
He'll keep on spending his dough
Don't take Viagra,
Don't take Cialis
She won't mind
Your withered phallus
If you keep on spending your dough
He'll pay her cable
He'll buy a Lexus
Though she's forgotten
About what sex is
He'll keep on spending
Just keep on spending his dough
Her and me, it's such a strain
Lots of giving and not much gain
Pay this bill, buy me that!
Medicine and food for the dog and cat
Well, I get weary and sick of spending
She's all demanding, it's never ending
So rich old geezer,
Won't you please take her
Won't you please take her and go
I don't really care if he's straight or gay
I can fix you up with a little honey
All you have to do is pay, and pay
Rich old geezer,
That rich old geezer
Must have the green
That it takes to please her
He'll keep on spending his dough
Don't take Viagra,
Don't take Cialis
She won't mind
Your withered phallus
If you keep on spending your dough
He'll pay her cable
He'll buy a Lexus
Though she's forgotten
About what sex is
He'll keep on spending
Just keep on spending his dough
Her and me, it's such a strain
Lots of giving and not much gain
Pay this bill, buy me that!
Medicine and food for the dog and cat
Well, I get weary and sick of spending
She's all demanding, it's never ending
So rich old geezer,
Won't you please take her
Won't you please take her and go
The original was a bit flexible with the lyrics and verses, hope you can match the melody where it fits.
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This was hilarious! Can't believe no one v/c'd! - but, hey, 287 page hits isn't bad. (Did you forget to check "Enable Comments"?) Could be a system glitch, too. Well, 555 here.
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