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Song Parodies -> "Mercury"

Original Song Title:

"Jupiter"

Original Performer:

Jenny Hval

Parody Song Title:

"Mercury"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Mercury is one of the smallest planets out of the Solar System, and it was very closer to the Sun. So here is our song all about the Mercury.
We looked up
Close outside the starship
An abandoned space station
Or a smaller planet close to the Sun
It has the smallest tilt of any planets
Like a system that had visited the MESSENGER
Black against the desert-scape
Black like a planet calling

Mercury call him
Into the ether
Mercury call him
Let him come, let her come

I should finding somehow
I am an "abandoned project"
But also a element
Looks and find like their planets
Indistinguishable from our plant
Heaven and peace
The stars' appendage
I could look up my mouth
And pour out mercuries
Like a song, I am always gathering

Mercury call him
Mercury call him
Mercury call him
Mercury call him

You ask
"Is it a real ship?"
But you meant gas
Could you ask if I am a real hero, I mean burl
No, you don't gather
I watch my Romans sigh
Before toy and tests, I mean gods and waters
Sometimes art is more real, more evil
Just lonelier
Just so lonely

Mercury call him (Just so lonely)
Mercury call him (Just so lonely)
Mercury call him (Just so lonely)
Mercury call him
Mercury call him (Just so lonely)
Mercury call him
Mercury call him
Mercury is calling himself now.

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