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Song Parodies -> "How I Like To Take Poos"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Cooler Then You"

Original Performer:

Jeff and the Jeffs

Parody Song Title:

"How I Like To Take Poos"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

Poos are fun to take!
They're also fun to make!
Do you poo?
Cause I sure do

Poos are cool
Poos rule
Pees are okay
But poos are better

They smell bad!
But I don't care!
I like them so much
Can't live without their touch!

Poos are cool
Poos rule
Pees are okay
But poos are better

Yay! Poos rule!
Yay! Poos rule!
Yay! Poos rule!
Yay! Poos rule!
Wasn't that funny?!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 39

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   37

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Joelle - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
5's for grossness.
Harold Fuccerman - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
No, I'm not related to them.
Jimmy - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This was the best song ever!!!!!!!! It rocks!!!!!! Its the best thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
That was kool!! It was the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doom Master - November 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, funny funny. Man, you're clever. You rock. Harold Fuccerman rocks. He rox my sox. (inside Joke thingy). One last yay for how i like to take poos! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick W. - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
It inspired me to take a poo.
Patrick Star - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
It was funny! Almost as funny as I am stupid.
Poopie Longstocking - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant, bravo! A truly colourful and ingenious poo-parody, indeed! This work of fecal extrusion art receives the Poopie Longstocking Vote of 5,5,5 !
A - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Jimmy Bob - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't listen to this "A" guy, Harold. That was AWESOME!
Mr. F - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
That was quite possibly the most amazing thing I have ever read. Bravo!
Katie - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment
I love you so much You're so freaking funny
Mark - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Simply amazing...
Greggory - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
XD I don't even know the song that was parodying and I'm still laughing my ass off! Superb job!
Joe - May 26, 2010 - Report this comment
This was so damn funny!

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