This is a mix (pardon the pun) of two of the Meow Mix theme songs. I got so annoyed with the new one that I wanted to parody it in some fashion, so I came up with Rielle (for John Edwards lying Mistress Rielle Hunter). Edwards carries the bulk of blame for that affair while his wife was dying and for the shame he has brought on his family... but Rielle has lied all along too, going as far as making up a false father for her daughter Quinn Hunter that is Edward's child. She refuses to submit for paternity tests and didn't list the father on the birth certificate. She lied about the Youngs for a cover-up and failed miserably. A freak guided by a mystic and a pathetic liar, Rielle Hunter is trash who added to the suffering of Elizabeth Edwards and ultimately to her death knowing that her husband was unfaithful, seduced by a blonde whore in a bar sometime in 2006. Tragic... Note that the syllabic count and rhyming is correct but that it takes more time to sing Rielle vs Meow!!! I was gonna space her name as Ri-elle but I think you guys will get it!

Skank Rielle Hunter: http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/rielle-hunter.jpg