Song Parodies -> "Any Chop Will Do"

Original Song Title:

"Any Dream Will Do (from Joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat)"

Original Performer:

Jason Donovan

Parody Song Title:

"Any Chop Will Do"

Parody Written by:

KatiePea

The Lyrics

I close my eyes
And see Paul Merton
With a funny shirt on
Red, Gold and Blue

Far, far away
A lamb is bleating
'Cause Paul is eating
It's poor MaMaa

My tummy growls
And taste buds tingle
So I munch a Pringle
But I need some more...

And in the South
My wind is breaking
So I'll do some baking
Or a Bar B Q

A spark of flame
A flash of flesh
My golden coated
Lamb Chop spesh
Colours faded into blackness
Burnt unto the bone

May I return
To Paul, who's waiting
While the cheese he's grating
For the burgers for you

But Paul and I
Will still be eating
While you are sleeping
Any Chop will do.

Any Chop will do.

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