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Song Parodies -> "Fart Murders"

Original Song Title:

"Murder Reigns"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ja Rule

Parody Song Title:

"Fart Murders"

Parody Written by:

Baby Blue

The Lyrics

Yea [echoes]
I feel the fart comin out of me, heh [echoes]
Where the sun don't shine? [echoes]
My lord, somebody save us all, heheh [echoes]

[singer: repeat in background]
I feel a fart is comin out
I feel a fart is comin out
I feel a fart is comin out
I feel a fart is comin out


My Fart baby!
Only time to breathe, time to stink this area

Dear Lord, can you, smell my fart
If you can't get ready, and take deep breaths, its off the chart
Just let, the, fart - be flesh
I feel, so fresh like a, hott tush
And where the sun, don't, shine
Have at least 16 kinds, make em cry and go blind
Shoot stink bombs from behind
That's, the, smell - and it'll never smell normal
that's bull, my organs is too full
Don't get caught up in my rear poison, by the sofa
Don't even look past your shoulder, smell will blow ya
like a big fan, put yo' nose by the big fan
And have yo' nose deep in the sand, smells be a man
like, when it's taliban's bombing our country
And people tryna win trophy's, people cryin whats that smell homie and
I can't believe my fart stinks like WO
It's unheard of, now I'm gonna fart and murder

[Chorus: singer]
I feel a fart is comin out
I feel a fart is comin out
I feel a fart is comin out
I feel a fart is comin out

God only breathes with the safest ones, deep breath the racist ones
A bomb is droppin, I got a thousand mile area to smell
on these kiddies cause it's farting for life
Eat, pooping, and farting be my only vice
But I'm smellin it through the gas mask, I think I'm gon pass
In the apartment saving it the best "for last"
It's a damn blast, no more gas
No more smell, baby boy think it rings a bell
through your new nostril plugs, sayin get well
Let you know this weapon is ready to sell
Ever smelled a mixin of onions with fresh vomiting? You get stinky
Mix fart with a little garlic, you got me
And my style is a little too smelly to not be
Be smelled upon as one of the stinky-ist Kiddie
Y'all kiddies smell it with me? My farts unheard of
Cause kiddies, now im' gonna fart and murder

[Chorus]

Nobody smells me

Sometimes I wish the good AC would come blow away
I take a sniff at my house, it stunk all day
And now I know that never do it that way
I can get below it, it's my day and it stank
Even though I live it close to the drop
You gettin closer to death, with eve-rrry little pop
It comes out, and it awake of my last days
I hope the sun shines when I light gas
Would mean the smell finally passed
And now the world could be normal again, Y
Cause if I smell it I Would Die
You can look at me and blame be speechless and say bye
What can I say? I was always a smelly guy, stinky
Poppa didn't see me, so mom had to tell me
To call me smelly is not unheard of
Now I'm gonna fart and murder

[Chorus - repeat to fade]

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suckers - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
it was the worst on earth because it is boaring and unreal you guys need to work on you'r (hard)work because you guys stink
bobpiecheese - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
hey 'suckers'? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? This is even better than mine!

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