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Song Parodies -> "Silent are the Samurai"
Original Song Title:
"The Place Where All Hope Dies"
Original Performer:
Janice Butler
Parody Song Title:
"Silent are the Samurai"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Another Samurai song...
Brave wind warriors
Standing on many mountains
Facing the rising sun
Dying for their Shoguns
Masters of the swirling blade
Marvelous and majestic
Blood drips from their mighty swords
Which are wielded as if by magic
Silent are the Samurai
The noblest of defenders
Engaging in the dance of death
Against intruders and invaders
Beware the Ninja assassins
And deceptive Kunoichi
Here, there, and nowhere
Practicing arts that are dark and deadly
But the Samurai will stand their ground
And fight with all their skill
Their eyes are everywhere
They are the silent sentinels
Silent are the Samurai
The noblest of defenders
Engaging in the dance of death
Against intruders and invaders
Even when surrounded,
nowhere for them to go
Only battle of the blades,
around or behind, above or below
The Samurai will protect
Defending their Masters
Unto the death do they depart
Brave wind warriors
Standing on many mountains
Facing the rising sun
Dying for their Shoguns
Masters of the swirling blade
Marvelous and majestic
Blood drips from their mighty swords
Which are wielded as if by magic
Silent are the Samurai
The noblest of defenders
Engaging in the dance of death
Against intruders and invaders
Beware the Ninja assassins
And deceptive Kunoichi
Here, there, and nowhere
Practicing arts that are dark and deadly
But the Samurai will stand their ground
And fight with all their skill
Their eyes are everywhere
They are the silent sentinels
Silent are the Samurai
The noblest of defenders
Engaging in the dance of death
Against intruders and invaders
Even when surrounded,
nowhere for them to go
Only battle of the blades,
around or behind, above or below
The Samurai will protect
Defending their Masters
Unto the death do they depart
Brave wind warriors
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Have I started a trend? 5s.
Yes, I think so b/c you inspired me to write about the Kunoichi and Samurai girls and boys!!!
Brutal.
Good one, really rings a bell since I've been watching a lot of samurai movies lately.
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