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Song Parodies -> "I Say "Geico ...""

Original Song Title:

"Iko Iko (aka "Jock-a-mo")"

Original Performer:

James "Sugar Boy" Crawford

Parody Song Title:

"I Say "Geico ...""

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Yeah, yeah, the Dixie Cups had the popular version in '65 (see, but this parody targets and credits the slightly differing lyric stucture and pacing of the presumptive original. It also presumes familiarity with an ad campaign by an insurer I personally wish would go back to the gecko. :-)
Dat cavemon get orange duck, him cave to he off-buyer
Dis cavemon, me roll me eyes, ay be disgusted sigher …

talkin’ ’bout hey now (hey now) hey now (hey now) …
Ay go “Geico, No way!
Fockin’ wit’ me, now, Mon? Go way!
Knockin’ on me? Go ’way!”

Airport ad firs’ make me mad, but me lose cavemon ire—
win’ up whinin’ “Shrink, me stuck in existential mire.”

Me lose respec’ fo’ cavemon frien’ me fin’ be Geico-buyer,
Say “Mon, I t’ink yoo ought ta be mo’ troo cavefolk allier!”

Nex’ me lie on beach an’ watch me girlfrien’ doff attire,
but leave when Geico ad be towed by by some beach by-flyer

[Instrumental interlude]

Caveman not so dumb? Maybe, but his prioities are a mess. Joanie Sommers take note: You''re better off leaving Johnny meek and mellow. :-)

© Stan Hall

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Stan Hall - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Bah ... up to my old sloppy transcription tricks. Parody title should be like 1st line, "Ay go 'Geico ...'" Oh well. Nice to drop in after months away and see everyone still here.
alvin - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
glad to see you back, stan...hilarious as usual with a great ear for dialect
Stan - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for the vote & the welcome back, alvin. I've missed this sandbox. :-)
2Eagle - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
A five for that statement about Joanie Sommers. Now do a parody on that one.
Stan - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle. AAMOF, I _did_ parody "that one" a few months ago (, and appreciated your comment on it atthe time. :-)
littleDuffCakes - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Stan, ~Duke o' Twisted Tongue~ this is soooo very TontoEsque, Sir !

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