Trashing off the road
in a three ton SUV
Over the fields we go
just like on TV;

There isn't any snow
We made it go away
O, what fun it is to know
it's summer every day!


O! What the hell, I might as well, drive just across the street!
The neighbors seem so far away,
Why should I use my feet, hey?

What the hell, you can't tell, I'll add a little heat!
With CO2 and gasoline,
Let the polar caps retreat!


Swerving in and out
I'm talking on the phone
Not sure what it's about
Don't want to be alone;

Oh, I didn't see you there
Your car is way too small
Let's hope you'll find a doctor's care
At the shopping mall!


O! Honk and yell, go like hell, out of my friggin' way!
O what fun to have the luck,
The world does what I say, hey!

Honk and yell, buy 'n sell, the guy on the radio says!
Someday I will have a truck
The size of all L.A