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Song Parodies -> "Diabolical Bells"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
James Pierpoint
Parody Song Title:
"Diabolical Bells"
Parody Written by:
Joe Melchionne
The Lyrics
Well after a long dry spell, here is light hearted seasonal song to warm the cockles of your heart strings, I choose Jingle Bells because its that time of year, everbody knows it and it was easy to parody. I put this together during work in about 20 minutes so pacing and theme could have been better developed. Enjoy:
Iran is looking bad
What more can I say
Better nuke em now
Before it's way to late
Bells on the red phone ring
Much to Georgies delight
What fun it is to push the button
And fulfill the prophecy tonight
Diabolical bells
Diabolical bells
Destruction all the way
Oh what fun it is to die in the apocalypse today
Diabolical bells
Diabolical bells
Destruction all the way
Oh what fun it is to die in the apocalypse today
A little while ago
Georgie took a ride
And the Christian right
Was seated by his side
The election really stank
All the red states Georgie got
Rove was the man to thank
And look at the fool we got
A century or two ago
The story they still tell
About the apocalypse
And a living hell
Now jihad's riding high
It us they want to slay
Osamma laughs at us
For the bill's we have to pay
As the Christian right
Makes sure the apocalypse is on the way
Now the missiles are launched
I can't believe that we're that dumb
Hold your family tight
And kiss your butts goodbye
Georgie is the man
To make the Lords day
By bringing on the apocalypse tonight
Diabolical bells
Diabolical bells
Destruction all the way
Oh what fun it is to die in the apocalypse today
Diabolical bells
Diabolical bells
Destruction all the way
Oh what fun it is to die in the apocalypse today
What more can I say
Better nuke em now
Before it's way to late
Bells on the red phone ring
Much to Georgies delight
What fun it is to push the button
And fulfill the prophecy tonight
Diabolical bells
Diabolical bells
Destruction all the way
Oh what fun it is to die in the apocalypse today
Diabolical bells
Diabolical bells
Destruction all the way
Oh what fun it is to die in the apocalypse today
A little while ago
Georgie took a ride
And the Christian right
Was seated by his side
The election really stank
All the red states Georgie got
Rove was the man to thank
And look at the fool we got
A century or two ago
The story they still tell
About the apocalypse
And a living hell
Now jihad's riding high
It us they want to slay
Osamma laughs at us
For the bill's we have to pay
As the Christian right
Makes sure the apocalypse is on the way
Now the missiles are launched
I can't believe that we're that dumb
Hold your family tight
And kiss your butts goodbye
Georgie is the man
To make the Lords day
By bringing on the apocalypse tonight
Diabolical bells
Diabolical bells
Destruction all the way
Oh what fun it is to die in the apocalypse today
Diabolical bells
Diabolical bells
Destruction all the way
Oh what fun it is to die in the apocalypse today
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If this is your light-hearted stuff, I'd like to see the heavy stuff.
You mock God and it will haunt you....
Not only is the parody unsingable to the tune, your alleged humor is just that.
this parody is simply no good. no other way to put it
OMG!! that stank worse than year old fruitcake!!!
that was so funny i forgot to laugh. -_-
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