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Song Parodies -> "Diabolical Bells"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

James Pierpoint

Parody Song Title:

"Diabolical Bells"

Parody Written by:

Joe Melchionne

The Lyrics

Well after a long dry spell, here is light hearted seasonal song to warm the cockles of your heart strings, I choose Jingle Bells because its that time of year, everbody knows it and it was easy to parody. I put this together during work in about 20 minutes so pacing and theme could have been better developed. Enjoy:
Iran is looking bad
What more can I say
Better nuke em now
Before it's way to late

Bells on the red phone ring
Much to Georgies delight
What fun it is to push the button
And fulfill the prophecy tonight

Diabolical bells
Diabolical bells
Destruction all the way
Oh what fun it is to die in the apocalypse today
Diabolical bells
Diabolical bells
Destruction all the way
Oh what fun it is to die in the apocalypse today

A little while ago
Georgie took a ride
And the Christian right
Was seated by his side
The election really stank
All the red states Georgie got
Rove was the man to thank
And look at the fool we got

A century or two ago
The story they still tell
About the apocalypse
And a living hell
Now jihad's riding high
It us they want to slay
Osamma laughs at us
For the bill's we have to pay
As the Christian right
Makes sure the apocalypse is on the way

Now the missiles are launched
I can't believe that we're that dumb
Hold your family tight
And kiss your butts goodbye
Georgie is the man
To make the Lords day
By bringing on the apocalypse tonight

Diabolical bells
Diabolical bells
Destruction all the way
Oh what fun it is to die in the apocalypse today
Diabolical bells
Diabolical bells
Destruction all the way
Oh what fun it is to die in the apocalypse today


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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 15

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Royce Miller - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
If this is your light-hearted stuff, I'd like to see the heavy stuff.
John Lew - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
You mock God and it will haunt you....
Larry Coyle - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Not only is the parody unsingable to the tune, your alleged humor is just that.
Jo - November 18, 2007 - Report this comment
this parody is simply no good. no other way to put it
Cattie - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
OMG!! that stank worse than year old fruitcake!!!
Angel - December 05, 2009 - Report this comment
that was so funny i forgot to laugh. -_-

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