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Song Parodies -> "The Strategy For Victory Is Workin'"
Original Song Title:
"Nobody Knows You When You're Down And Out"
Original Performer:
Jack Teagarden
Parody Song Title:
"The Strategy For Victory Is Workin'"
Parody Written by:
Cashel Boylo
The Lyrics
The strategy for victory is workin'
Whose dick is this I'm now jerkin'?
I've jerked off Blair and I've jerked off Howard
I'm doin' alright for a chickenhawk coward
My chickenhawk cabinet agree I'm the man
What we need is a new war - in Iran
Or maybe we should just nuke Korea
Could be a big boost for my career
I'm the War President, the Decider, the Man
An' I'm comin' up with a bran' new plan
The War on Terror needs a new target scam
An' I think I might settle on just Iran
Gates knows the territory, an experienced shill
Ortega's in power, we'll need Contras still
Or maybe I'll just go back to Crawford
An' get back into my secret still
Whose dick is this I'm now jerkin'?
I've jerked off Blair and I've jerked off Howard
I'm doin' alright for a chickenhawk coward
My chickenhawk cabinet agree I'm the man
What we need is a new war - in Iran
Or maybe we should just nuke Korea
Could be a big boost for my career
I'm the War President, the Decider, the Man
An' I'm comin' up with a bran' new plan
The War on Terror needs a new target scam
An' I think I might settle on just Iran
Gates knows the territory, an experienced shill
Ortega's in power, we'll need Contras still
Or maybe I'll just go back to Crawford
An' get back into my secret still
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