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Song Parodies -> "Take Me Out to the Brawl Game"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Original Performer:
Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer
Parody Song Title:
"Take Me Out to the Brawl Game"
Parody Written by:
Mick Terry
The Lyrics
Sports fan violence becoming more common.
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BRAWL GAME
where the fights get so loud.
Find me some sports nuts and kick some backs.
I don't care if I'm brut'lly attacked.
Let me boot, punch, gouge for our own team.
If I'm not drunk, who's to blame?
Fights on YouTube and all over town
at the old BRAWL GAME.
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BRAWL GAME
where they really get down.
Football or baseball or soccer nuts,
we don't care if we use hockey pucks.
Let me bruise, kick, scratch our opponents.
If they fight back, it's a shame.
Then they haul our asses to jail
at the old BRAWL GAME.
where the fights get so loud.
Find me some sports nuts and kick some backs.
I don't care if I'm brut'lly attacked.
Let me boot, punch, gouge for our own team.
If I'm not drunk, who's to blame?
Fights on YouTube and all over town
at the old BRAWL GAME.
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BRAWL GAME
where they really get down.
Football or baseball or soccer nuts,
we don't care if we use hockey pucks.
Let me bruise, kick, scratch our opponents.
If they fight back, it's a shame.
Then they haul our asses to jail
at the old BRAWL GAME.
Take Me Out to the Brawl Game
Copyright © 2011 MickTerry.com
Original lyrics by Jack Norworth & music by Albert Von Tilzer
Copyright © 1908
Copyright © 2011 MickTerry.com
Original lyrics by Jack Norworth & music by Albert Von Tilzer
Copyright © 1908
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Last week at the new soccer stadium in Kansas City, Kansas a goalie was hit in the head by a thrown bobble-head doll that was given away as a promotion before the match. It kind of worries me to see this sport becoming more popular in the US, considering what soccer fans do in other countries. But, a little baseball, and a lot of beer, can produce the same effects.
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