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Song Parodies -> "Take 'Em Out Of The Ball Game"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
Original Performer:
Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer
Parody Song Title:
"Take 'Em Out Of The Ball Game"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Take him out,
As the fans flame.
Should that play,
Been allowed?
Tossing their beer nuts,
As they attack.
They just won't give,
That Bartman guy slack.
It's a hoot, hoot hoot,
On that Cubs team.
What did them in,
Was quite lame.
Was it Bart who,
Took them on out,
Or the goat to blame?
As the fans flame.
Should that play,
Been allowed?
Tossing their beer nuts,
As they attack.
They just won't give,
That Bartman guy slack.
It's a hoot, hoot hoot,
On that Cubs team.
What did them in,
Was quite lame.
Was it Bart who,
Took them on out,
Or the goat to blame?
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Oh, yeah...the goat. It was the goat, I tell you.
Goat, shmoat! It was the myth of the curse that cost the Cubs!
Quayle? Dan? If you think it was only the myth, then all those "Quayle is dumb" jokes were on the mark! Of course, compared to Bush, Quayle's a real Einstein...
What did them in was Dusty #!@%ing baker's bungling of the bullpen in games 6 and 7, no more, no less. There is no one to blame but him.
IT WAS THE GOAT;D
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