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Song Parodies -> "I Guess I'll Have To Change My Pants"
Original Song Title:
"I Guess I'll Have To Change My Plan"
Original Performer:
Jack Buchanan and Fred Astaire (in The Band Wagon)
Parody Song Title:
"I Guess I'll Have To Change My Pants"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
If only the protagonist of this song had been Fred Astaire, then this most unfortunate event would not have happened!
I guess I'll have to change my pants.
I heard them rip when I assumed this awkward stance.
I should have seen this moment coming.
My clothes were way too tight to dance.
I heard the people laugh and shout.
My derriere had torn through there and it was out.
With grace I tried to make my dance partner swoon,
But I shot the room a full moon.
My tailor's gonna hear from me!
At least I wear B. - V.D.*
* = A once famous brand of men's underwear.
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Fooled me, I thought this was going to be about something else. If so, it would have been a fitting tribute to the late Malcolm Higgins. Instead, it wasn't a "fitting" anything. Of course, anybody who knows Ray Stevens' "Guitarzan" knows about BVDs. One thing, though, OMR: As a conservative, you should think twice before using the word "stance"! Ever since the Larry Craig story, that would be "awkward."
Michael - A p[oint (and counterpoint) well-taken. ;D
Short, but still got to the bottom of the subject...funny title and parody.
In case anyone's concerned that I might have been slamming Malcolm's memory, here's the rather potent (in several ways) parody that explains my comment: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gordonlightfoot17.shtml
I remember TOS (as sung by Rudy Vallee) and BVDs (Tom Lehrer's cowboy wore lead ones in his Wild West). Your parody cracked me up! 5s
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