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Song Parodies -> "I Want to be A Quizzer Extrodinaire"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to be a Millionaire"

Original Performer:

Jack and Jemma

Parody Song Title:

"I Want to be A Quizzer Extrodinaire"

Parody Written by:

Graham H.

The Lyrics

Quizzer Extrodinaire is the nickname I gave myself, to exert my extremely good quizzing talent. I know "extrodinaire" should be spelled "extraordinaire" but I always spell it wrong, so the mispelling has become a trademark. There are a few spoken words, too
[Spoken]
Quizzer:
Yo quizmaster
The answer is Jesus
Quizmaster:
Well, you're right,
THAT'S TEAM BONUS!
(cheers from crowd)
Get ready for question number 5
[end spoken]

I want to be a quizzer extrodinaire (extrodinaire)
So I can buzz on anything
Never practice ever "gain
Ask me nicely, secrets I will share
"Cuz I'm gonna be a quizzer extrodinaire

Is the correct answer "Mary's dream"
So I can get a team bonus for my team (my team)
I'm not sure, gotta take a guess
I'll just say what I'm thinking and hope for the best
It's one of two answers, a 50-50
Or maybe it's one of three
Got to tell the quizmaster, gotta say it now
Hurry up cuz time is running out

I want to be a quizzer extrodinaire
So I can buzz on anything
Never practice ever "gain
Ask me nicely, secrets I will share
"Cuz I'm gonna be a quizzer extrodinaire
oooo oooo ooooa quizzer extrodinaire
Oooo oooo oooo


Quizmaster [spoken]:
"This is the last question of the night. Question 15, question:
How can who be with child, since she is a virgin?"
BZZZTT!
Quizzer [thinking]:
Well, I know it's either Mary or Elizabeth
Now Elizabethoh wait, she was well along in years and married, so it can't be her!
I got it! It has to be...
Quizzer [spoken]:
The answer is the virgin Mary
Quizmaster [spoken]:
Please wait while I discuss with the judges

I want to be a quizzer extrodinaire
So I can buzz on anything
Never practice ever "gain
Ask me nicely, secrets I will share
"Cuz I'm gonna be a quizzer extrodinaire
oooo oooo ooooa quizzer extrodinaire
Oooo oooo oooo a quizzer extrodinaire

Is the correct answer "Mary's dream" (quizzer extrodinaire)
So I can get a team bonus for my team (quizzer extrodinaire)
I'm not sure, gotta take a guess (quizzer extrodinaire)
I'll just say what I'm thinking and hope for the best

I want to be a quizzer extrodinaire
So I can buzz on anything
Never practice ever "gain
Ask me nicely, secrets I will share
"Cuz I'm gonna be a quizzer extrodinaire

[spoken]
Quizmaster:
You said your answer was "The virgin Mary"
We decided you're right
That's a quiz out
YOUR TEAM WINS THE MATCH!

I want to be a quizzer extrodinaire
So I can buzz on anything
Never practice ever "gain
Ask me nicely, secrets I will share
"Cuz I'm gonna be a quizzer extrodinaire

I want to be a quizzer extrodinaire
I want to be, I got to be, I want to be a quizzer extrodinaire

Oooo oooo oooo, a quizzer extrodinaire
Oooo oooo oooo, a quizzer extrodinaire

Quizzer:
Yeah, man, now I'm a quizzer extrodinaire

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