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Song Parodies -> "She's Sick of Me, I'm Sick of Her"
Original Song Title:
"Funiculi, Funicula"
Original Performer:
Italian Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"She's Sick of Me, I'm Sick of Her"
Parody Written by:
Rick Cormier
The Lyrics
She thinks there's nothing better than a mall trip
She loves to buy
(bills now sky-high)
She thinks that I'm a lousy alcoholic
I like my rye
(his liver's fried)
Oh I, I love to spend my time in drinking
Some nights till dawn
(he ties one on)
To set the air afoul with my breath stinking
My lunch is gone
(up, it was thrown)
Bitchin', bitchin'! Screaming in my ear
Bitchin', bitchin'! Wish she'd disappear
She's sick of me, I'm sick of her, she's sick of me, I'm sick of her
Sick is what we are, she's sick of me, I'm sick of her
Some think it dumb for me to be romancing
Out on the sly
(zip up your fly)
I think that guy, at me, keeps quickly glancing
A private eye?
(gay cable guy)
But, oh, this drunken tart I'm with is lovely
She seems so nice
(her hair has lice)
I wonder just what she is thinking of me
I'll roll the dice
(you'll pay the price)
Herpes, herpes! Spread it all around
Herpes, herpes! Cheating I am found
Infected me, infected her, infected me, infected her
Curtain's coming down, infected me, infected her
Ah me! I'm being sued for second sourcing
She threw me out
(the drunken lout)
Soon we will be in court for our divorcing
A legal bout
(he'll lose, no doubt)
The judge tells me I must have something missing
Within my mind
(was being kind)
When through, I will not have a pot to piss in
Justice is blind
(but not this time)
Lawyers, lawyers, vultures that they are
Lawyers, lawyers, she gets house and car
She's sick of me, I'm sick of her, she's sick of me, I'm sick of her
She gets house and car, she's sick of me, I'm sick of her
She loves to buy
(bills now sky-high)
She thinks that I'm a lousy alcoholic
I like my rye
(his liver's fried)
Oh I, I love to spend my time in drinking
Some nights till dawn
(he ties one on)
To set the air afoul with my breath stinking
My lunch is gone
(up, it was thrown)
Bitchin', bitchin'! Screaming in my ear
Bitchin', bitchin'! Wish she'd disappear
She's sick of me, I'm sick of her, she's sick of me, I'm sick of her
Sick is what we are, she's sick of me, I'm sick of her
Some think it dumb for me to be romancing
Out on the sly
(zip up your fly)
I think that guy, at me, keeps quickly glancing
A private eye?
(gay cable guy)
But, oh, this drunken tart I'm with is lovely
She seems so nice
(her hair has lice)
I wonder just what she is thinking of me
I'll roll the dice
(you'll pay the price)
Herpes, herpes! Spread it all around
Herpes, herpes! Cheating I am found
Infected me, infected her, infected me, infected her
Curtain's coming down, infected me, infected her
Ah me! I'm being sued for second sourcing
She threw me out
(the drunken lout)
Soon we will be in court for our divorcing
A legal bout
(he'll lose, no doubt)
The judge tells me I must have something missing
Within my mind
(was being kind)
When through, I will not have a pot to piss in
Justice is blind
(but not this time)
Lawyers, lawyers, vultures that they are
Lawyers, lawyers, she gets house and car
She's sick of me, I'm sick of her, she's sick of me, I'm sick of her
She gets house and car, she's sick of me, I'm sick of her
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Holy hot Hades, Rick! This is a SOTM worthy if ever I read one. JPB (Just Plain Brilliant) 555
You didn't tell me you knew my Ex! I don't remember anyone doing this song before. That alone is an achievement.
Thanks for many laughs and an idea.
great title and the parody lived up to it...5s plus
Aaah, glad I remembered the tune of the OS at the last minute. Hilarious. I'd love to have heard Dean Martin or Louis Prima do this.
Nothing sick about this parody...very WELL done..EX-cellente...
Thanks everyone! Oh, no, I've given JAB an idea! As if he needs ideas from anyone else....
"Herpes, Herpes, spread it all around!" That line cracked me up! Great stuff!
SOTM: DKTOS but funny : )
For those who DKTOS, there is a recording I sang of this underneath the title of it in the May Voting Thread. Please give it a listen.
(SOTM) DKTOS, so I'll have to check out the recording. It's a great read, though!
(SOTM05) This is an instant classic!! Will be in my Top 5.
(SOTM) Love this one! Love the MP3 too.
(SOTM) This one I was dreading Rick. I am having serious problems playing/downloading MP3s and couldn't find lyrics for this Italian Traditional, which I'm guessing are in Italian. That all said, this is still funny as it reminds me of of my friend and his ex-wife down to a tee. Great job here. You know when someone says SOTM worthy on the first comment you done good.
I wrote this based on an English version of the song I found on the internet but, I can't seem to find them now. I'll try to find them and see if Chucky can post them. Sorry.
I found the English lyric and posted it on the messageboard in the May SOTM Entries thread, on page 2. Not sure if that was the proper way to do it but, it's the only way I could think of. Someone let me know if Chucky's gonna boot me. Rick
Naw, ChuckyG won't boot ya for that. I knew it paced well as all of yours do, just didn't know the "tempo" I suppose of TOS.
(SOTM) Those divorce settlements can get ugly.
(SOTM05) LOL. This was delightful, funny and every other adjective I can think of that's good! Glad you entered it. 5's of course!
I don't know if they have hurricanes in Italy but this reminded me of the saying "women are like hurricanes, when they come they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house and the car".
Oh man is this great! Y'all think the lyrics are great, wait till you hear the recording...
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/6/rickcormier_music.htm
I love love love this. The bedraggled voice juxtaposed with the gleeful midi is hilarious. (You meant to sound bedraggled, right, Rick? I'm not pissing you off with that, right, Rick?)
And the added punchlines from the background singers are classic.
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/6/rickcormier_music.htm
I love love love this. The bedraggled voice juxtaposed with the gleeful midi is hilarious. (You meant to sound bedraggled, right, Rick? I'm not pissing you off with that, right, Rick?)
And the added punchlines from the background singers are classic.
Heh heh, yes Spaff, I meant to sound bedraggled and a bit tipsy. Thanks for the vote.
I agree with Spaff about the impact of the recording. And I thought the parenthetical comments were very clever. Well done, Rick.
Thank you, John.
(SOTM) Frikkin' hilarious & brilliant!
(SOTM) I listened to your recording and I have to say it was pretty darn funny. I picture this as a soundtrack for the upcoming 'My Big Messy Greek Divorce' :) Herpes, herpes! I'm giving you tri-fives!
SOTM--very funny, Rick...=)
(SOTM) - having trouble with the mp3 download, but a funny (and often true) read - loved the nay-saying comments in parentheses
SOTM--good job, and nice recording!
Cleverly structured, hilariously done. I didn't realise that I knew the song until the first chorus, obviously it was brilliantly written in order to spark off the intended tune in my head. 555
I will sing this version at the festive board at my masonic lodge, I like it.
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