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Song Parodies -> "If I Got a Dell/ The Computer Buying Song"

Original Song Title:

"If I Were a Bell"

Original Performer:

Isabel Bigley/Jean Simmons/Josie DeGuzman

Parody Song Title:

"If I Got a Dell/ The Computer Buying Song"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

My last one of the first batch of Guys and dolls parodies
Ask me what should I get?
Ask me If I got a computer what kind it would be
Well sir, all I can say, is if I got a Dell I'd be using it!

From the moment I walked in the
Store, when I walked in the door
And we looked in the one aisle
For the computers Id want

I may get a Windows , either Me or XP
Maybe a 95 or a 98, maybe get an Imac that
Is blue or purple or its orange, maybe I
Will get a laptop and just type, type type, type

Ask me how do I feel about this computer stuff im doimg

Uh, computers?
Yes, computers!
I bet Steven will say Dude you're getting a Dell

But he's not in the ads anymore
It's now the interns, but do
They have other ones?
If I got a new computer!

I think now I may get one of the Windows ones
Maybe a 95, or a 98 or a 2000 or a Windows Me
Even an XP, I may get an Imac either orange green
If I got a new one, Id be type, type, type,typ-ing
2004 Jack Wilson

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Steven - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, you're getting three fives!

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